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A diplomat is a man who always
remembers a woman's birthday
but never remembers her age.

...............The only reason you hate your birthday
is because people give you odd gifts,
scary cards with weird messages in them,
and because you're getting older.
Happy Birthday!


...............1066, 1492, 1776, and…your birthday?
The good news is that they aren't teaching
the date of your birth in history classes yet.
The bad news is that means I don't have
the date memorized. Happy belated birthday!

...............A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,
but a wise man tells her that her mouth
is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

...............
REKLAMA
Someone once said that a true friend
remembers your birthday, but not your age.
I remember both.
Shouldn't that account for something?

...............It's your birthday, and I must say,
you certainly take the cake! And the ice cream.
And all the rest of the snacks.
Slow down and save some for the rest of us!
...............A New Year is the chance to start
over with a clean slate.
Too bad my credit card won't start
over with a blank slate.


...............Don't feel uncomfortable about your age.
We will all one day get as old as you are.

...............Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Kim Kardashian,
Beyoncé, George Clooney & ME!
All the famous wish you a very Happy New Year!

...............Men will spend 2 dollars on a 1 dollar item
that they desperately need.
Women will spend 1 dollar on a 2 dollar item
that they don't need at all.

...............

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